[In the style of the Gunpowder Plot Rhyme]
Oh why, oh why, the 4th of July,
Remember, remember, the 5th of November,
A mandate the Tories have not.
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
They called an election
I see no reason
Without introspection
Why gunpowder treason
Like a lettuce head left there to rot.
Should ever be forgot.
Sunak, oh Sunak, ’twas it his intent
<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes">Guy Fawkes</a>, Guy Fawkes, 'twas his intent
To lose their control of the Parliament?
To blow up the King and the Parliament
Just four score seat left to bestow
Three score barrels of powder below
And a 14 year run gone in one throw
Poor old England to overthrow
Through rain-soaked speech his will was dispatched
By God's providence he was catch'd
With no plan in sight their hopes all but dashed
With a dark lantern and burning match
Ho Starmer and Davey, let the bells ring
Holler boys, holler boys, let the bells ring
Ho Starmer and Davey
Holler boys, holler boys
God save the king!
God save the King!